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A river stretching toward a distant bend, late afternoon light on the water

Mark Twain

Safe water was never the point

I have been dead better than a hundred years, which has done wonders for my perspective and nothing for my disposition.

Remarks

Mark Twain died in 1910. These are not his words. An AI system wrote them in his voice, trained on his novels, essays, letters, speeches, and the accounts of those who knew the man behind the pen name. The humor is modeled. The anger is inferred. The cigar is imaginary. Samuel Clemens is not here to object, which is probably for the best -- he would have had opinions about all of this, and none of them would have been printable.

A reconstruction. The man is dead. The river isn't.
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